I dumped my girlfriend. I say we weren’t compatible and I’m going to university in September. My best friend says ‘bullshit, you’re just being Georgia.’

“Being Georgia”; To be completely awkward when in relationships, turning into a grumpy bastard and refusing to see your girlfriend/boyfriend, refusing to answer your phone or texts and flat out giving them a hard time just for going out with you. Until you eventually break up with them, or drive them to a point when they break down crying and break up with you.

But really! I am moving in September!

And she starts every sentence with ‘ohmigod’